Friday, July 28, 2006

Ancient Water Torture

I have discovered a NEW TRUTH! Buddhists invented the toilet, not John Crapper.  How do I come to that conclusion?

When reassembling a toilet tank, one must follow THE WAY. The tank must be perfectly balanced, Yin and Yang! Why?

Because if the vessel is not perfectly balanced?  It leaks! 

And if the toilet leaks? So then does one's brain and soul, and very being.

Right Buddha?

Thought for the day: Dignity has no master, no price.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You shall know the New Truth and it will set you Free.  (Can Truth ever be New?)