Sunday, April 15, 2007

Anchors Away my boy!

I had this all written and accidentally hit the erase key. So? Ergo,  this entry may not have the spontaneity and spiritual uplift as the orginal, but I'll try.

One of the first things you learn working in this media business is to get over the star gazing. They all put their underwear on just like we do.  This will seem odd but one of my proudest journalistic moments was falling asleep and snoring through a speech by President Ford. Nice guy, but he really needed to work on his delivery

Still, without fawning, there are high profile people in this world who make you feel really good in their presence.

I was just about ready to tear into a security guy at the airport a few years ago. He'd already been through my bag, forced me to take off my shoes, and was then demanding my belt. And this airport was my reporter beat. "Don't you recognize me?"

I didn't say it. I just thought it.

Are they trying to get back at me for something I've said on air? Well just as I am about to pop off,  I hear this wonderfully resonant voice behind me say, "sure no problem."

I turn to see that James Earl Jones is getting the identical treatment. Darth Vader is cooperating.  So I shut up.  What a class guy he is on and off the screen. 

I was covering a graduation ceremony once where Charles Kuralt was getting an honorary degree.  I just walk up to him while he is filing out.

"Can I get you on camera quickly before you leave?"

"Yeah, no problem. But let's go somewhere where I can smoke."

Since I too was a smoker in those days, that was fine with me.

Kuralt just let his brain flow off his tongue like he did on air. What a pleasure to listen to and share with him.

I will still remember his aplomb as a woman stalks him down in our hiding place. And she says, "Charles, yuck, you smoke?  I can't believe it. I used to thinkso highly of you!"

Well he says, in the most charming and non threatening tone, "Yes maam I am a smoker. In fact I am a very dedicated and enthusiastic smoker. How are you this afternoon?"

The lady just melts and drifts away. This is not an endorsement of smoking, rather a statement that you can be high profile personality, and still be a down to earth, caring human being.[ I'm not in denial. I do know he had his human being excesses.]

SO THAT'S ALL BACKGROUND

I've completed my adventure anchoring the annual art auction for KRMA, the local public television station. It is not a stellar performance. I will not make it part of my "rese reel," aka "escape tape." But I'm having a ball.

I have forgotten the chaos that ensues when herds of volunteers arrive for a major event. This is not a criticism. For the most part the chaos is fun.  Even when you toss to a tape...and the tape is not there...even when the switcher takes the wrong camera shot and shows  talent chomping down on nachos....even when the wrong copy shows up relative to what's on the screen...even though you are reading copy scrunched up like a turtle because you are not on camera...but then somehow you really are on camera. 

So I'm just ambling along the old first timer's learning curve, and when the copy, which is to the left of where I am speaking, says toss to Board P? That's what I do.  I toss to board P.

Before long I learn that board P is being womaned by two delightful persons.  But no one has given me their names. So I say to the floor director Sarah, "Mighten I toss to them by their names instead of board P?"

"Sure, let me go get those names for you." Trudge, trudge up. Trudge, trudge back.  "The blonde's name is Elizabeth, the red head's name is Claudia."

I am charmed by their enthusiasem, their wit.  And this red head. I'm  sure I know her from somewhere. My mind is imagining we even had a date sometime in history. What a great smile she has. At one point she pops over to theanchor desk and shakes my hand. Even that seems familiar.  But for the life of me I can not put this person together with the name Claudia.

On a break I scurry out after them to get some air and stupidly I only ask the polite questions.

"I understand you guys own a little cooking school?"

"Yes we do. You should come take a class some time. Here is our brochure."

"Thanks I'll look it over."

Well back to work. So I continue to be mesmerized by their energy and their TV saavy.  You know I could just end this story right here? And have you yell and scream at me? ...and that's what I was going to do had I not hit the breaks at a stoplight.  I reach over to the passenger's seat, and pick up the brochure.

THIS red headed woman's name is not Claudia, it's CLAUDINE. And not just any CLAUDINE.  It's CLAUDINE PEPIN. She used to cook on TV with her dad for years.  I LOVED that show and not for the food. I'm not in to cooking shows.  But CLAUDINE and her dad had this wonderful conflicting Daddy-Daughter relationship.  And I can clearly remember sitting there on the couch saying to Peggy, "why won't he leave her alone and let her COOK!"

Well I seldom endorse...especially since I haven't even prepared or supped with the Pepins. But this time I'll take a chance.  It's called "A COOK'S KITCHEN."  Website :

http://www.acookskitchen.net

Here is what I can guarantee. Like the food or not? Claudine and Elizabeth will have you walking out of there with a big smile on your face. They are just fun to be around.

Just tell them the guy at the ANCHOR DESK sent you.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

yer right about ford ( god rest his soul ) cuz.  i had th op' of hearing him at a private function in p. sprgs in '79.  not only was he a snorer as a speaker, his b.o. was nasty... i know because i sat next to him a th' rubber chikn' dinner.
congrats on bein' back in th' limelight... feels good... donut !!!???
 whazzup with plum  'n' company ?  are we castin' this thing... or not ?  wow,  if laila ali would just gain a few pounds i'd even consider dumpin' th' "queen" so she could play lula !  after seeing her act out th' sexiest samba ever... i know she could handle th' part... can't you just imagine her in "leopard-skin" spandex ?!

regards,

cuz e.

Anonymous said...

I would like to say a most heartfelt thanks you!! We had a lot of fun and I really think that we should all be at the same table next year and we will even cook! Thanks so much for the kind words..

Cheers~ Claudine Pepin